January 2012
31 posts
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And good day to you, Sir.
Hi, I want to be with you
“that awkward moment when “letsmakeporn” adds you to his favorites list…um, no?!”
– (via girlshavetoeat)
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How not to handle getting ignored
too bad you didn’t answer my first message. But I’ll go one more time :)
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May I have the pleasure
Wow. You’re very appealing. May I have the pleasure of getting to know you?
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Sweet dream or a beautiful nightmare
Beautiful girl, you look just like my dream…
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The teething phase
I think you’re really sexy! If you feeling adventurous maybe we can get together for some coffee and see if there’s any chemistry!
I dont bite… hard ;-)
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Read me if you dare
think with me for a second - it is to be understood that complex Situations (ie our meeting ) will always present themselves under both a spontaneous or guided light (consider fate / chance or luck as being the force that then excercises our free will ) with this new awareness we are now forced into a series of evolutionary adaptations (emotional/ physical / tangible ) - we then must decide how...
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An offer you can't refuse
Hello. After a rigorously brief overview of your profile I think I’m ready to mate. ;)
How NOT to respond to a bad date →
brokelyn:
Pro tip, fellas, don’t write stuff like this ever, especially not in a seven-chapter manifesto:
“I, on the other hand, did want to date someone with real elitism and real malaise. Perhaps I too should have been clairvoyant. Kelly’s advertisement was titled ‘unassuming post-structuralist;’ I would likely have been happier with an assuming structuralist.”
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NotTerryRichardson
With the risk of sounding corny , you seem like a smart and fun girl i’d like to get to know. At the very least, you’d be an interesting person to photograph :)
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Baby, ride my pony
i am Robert how are you I am not very good at this I think I try to hard I spend a lot of my free time hanging out with my son and friends riding atvs and building mud trucks and can’t forget going to mud bogs I am a mobile mechanics and mobile computer repair I started my self I like it now I am just looking for well i am not sure but no one nighters it is not how i am and if it turns in...
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Left him dead in a ditch
What’s the most adventurous thing you’ve done for a guy?
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Birds of a feather
You have two eyes, I have two eyes. I’m seeing a lot in common here.
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Cuddlecore
Sorry for being so blunt: I’m looking for friends who are open to cuddling a lot
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Everyone's a little bit shallow, just admit it.
I just came across your profile and you seem like a uniquely interesting and outgoing girl. Looks as though we have things in common. I’m a bit surprised that under “the first thing people notice” wasn’t your smile. Enjoyed your photos as well. You look great and I’d be very interested in hearing more from you.
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Welcome to Jersey Shore
are you dtf? i can send u pix
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That's Ms. Creepy Old Man to you
I’m still skeptical though. I mean… this is the internet… for all I know you could be a one eyed creepy old man.
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Are you willing to give me an interview? How...
Hey there! You seem pretty cool and in the very least seem like you would be a ton of fun to have adventures eating with. I would very much like to try your pasta sauce and see how well you did.
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Your screen name had "dom" in it
There is a beauty to sex, such a wondrous experience, beyond just the physical joy, an ecstasy beyond words.
Flowery fluff and erotic pain— my life is fulfilled in dirty secrets.
I may fuck your brains out, I may eat your pussy until you tire of cumming, I may spank you, I may tie you up; we may discover pleasures we did not believe possible. But nothing, as in life, is guaranteed.
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Searching for Superman
Hello you… I am workinggggg and really don’t want to be working anymore… Come save me!!!
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Tyler Perry, meet Nora Roberts
if someone next to me on the train is reading a book, i usually read along with them until they notice…best are the the black girl romance novels
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Sorry, I'm not a pedophile.
Hi im Stu , Yikes you are really cute and you have a great smile !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Courting the devil
Hello, you seem to be crazy. How would you like to show me around NYC?
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Drive-by message
hey sexy mcsexy
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Dating dictionary
I have always just liked the way megalomaniac rolled of [sic] the tongue and the image of some self perceived machiavellian ego in a modern reality of very low individual importance always brings a smile to my face.
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Not your usual creeper
You have probably been hit with one liners that says…”hey sexy”, “Sup baby!!” or “damn u r hawt”. That’s not going to happen here. I wanted to be original and be the first to try something new from the normal and yet annoying messages”
[etc. etc.]
“Not looking for anything serious right now and yes I am looking for casual sex. However...
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A pro-adjective zone
What shocking modesty and overwhelming eloquence undoubtedly indicative of a fascinatingly eclectic persona…
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Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang
I have some friends who are closest tanks and have definitely baited guys into getting humiliated. Yes, they were Asian. I bet you’d totally do the same thing too.
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The joke is on me
Hey do I have to worry that you might turn out to be a clinger? jkjk!! If i am right…i think you’re the type who can take a harmless joke and just laugh this off.
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Welcome to good taco, home of the good taco
Wassup youre cute . U whisper that in my ear that will turn me on rhen id hit u back with a similar experience cause I travel alot. Tacos are so messy cause they taste so good. Make me some good tacos imma have to really make u mine.
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#humblebrag
If my profile was truly like a Wikipedia page, it’d be graced with a banner stating “Please Read: A Personal Appeal from My Mother”, in which she would beseech everyone not to date me because I should be focusing on med school.